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March 24, 2008

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My name is Timothy.

My Name Is Timothy

  • These are my Times.



Ask Dave the Financial Genius!

Money

Something to ponder... The NY Yankees paid more for A-Rod than JP Morgan paid for Bear Stearns.

http://www.finance.yahoo.com


Reflections of a Home Maker

Modern Homemaker

"I think for every person who begins playing the violin, the first year or two can be very frustrating, Because all those jokes that people make about it sounding like dying cats, is not necessarily a joke. It's just one of the many things you have to be patient with. Even if you are very talented it will still take time. That's just part of the process."



The Balkan Babe

The Balkan Babe

Hey babe, if Hillary wins who'll be wearin' the pants suits?

23/6 Videos


 

Hunting the Tiger, Serbia in the 90's

Arkan

"You don't want to go through Serbia," he said finally. "People die there." Then, for no apparent reason, he made a pistol with his right hand and fired it off.

At one stop a soldier took his rifle butt and cracked open the skull of an old man. From the window of our cabin the two conductors watched the man writhe on the ground and looked back at us, shaking their heads, as if to say, see what you've gotten yourselves into.

Gas Prices

Here's a tid bit we overheard at Bill's Coffee House:

Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening.

I Need Gas.

A Hidden Social Security Benefit

Did you start collecting Social Security checks before full retirement age?

Here is "A Hidden Social Security Benefit"

Bill's Coffee House

It's just coffee man, the rest is all about the conversation!
www.billscoffeehouse.com

Kristi Yamaguchi
Kristi Yamaguchi is a Babe!

Kristi goes dancing. With the stars, I guess. Yamaguchi, mother to two daughters, Keara, 4 and Emma, 2, says that live audiences "really make me nervous" and I have a fear of being judged. I guess being scored by a panel of international Olympic judges is no match for the ruthless, hard-assed crew on Dancing with the Stars.

Oh crap Kristi, they've never been an olympic champion...Don't they wish!

Barack Obama
What is wrong with this picture?

Looks like a McCain win to me...

OK, right but is Hillary looking at his butt?

Hillary Clinton

Here is your president... Gosh, what would this chick look lke at 3:00 AM?
  • There was an old woman called Hilly,
  • who was married to ‘Wandering Willy’
  • She came to DC,
  • Crying ‘Vote for Me’,
  • but the folks said, ‘Don’t be so silly’.

Hillary Clinton Watching Obama
This might not be the last time Hillary gets to watch Obama on TV.

Really, Michigan and Florida could be key.Right is right, leave it just like it is...

Here is the group think crap, .... "I think it's very unlikely that Florida and Michigan, given how close this race is, are going to be seated as is, everybody's going to work very hard to find a compromise within the rules that's fair to both campaigns that will allow Florida and Michigan in the end to be seated."